match in the gas tank...

...boom! boom!

ok, so last night at work, i really, really wanted to put this stupid manager-in-training's cock-a-doodle-doo in the lemon slicer. it would overjoyed me greatly at the point in which i was slicing lemons. i was very fed up. still am actually. he is a power tripping, weiner licking, good for nuthin punk. lots of other things too, but i is early and i am tired.

on a lighter note, for now, eric has a site now. yipee! maybe he will start writing poetry on there and become a famous song writer and we can get a big ol house with a big ol bathroom. oh! oh! and megan a new car. that would be splendid. yes indeed it would...

i made a milkshake for myself at work last night. breyer's vanilla bean ice cream, decaf coffee and a crap load of chocolate syrup. it was super duper yummy. the first eigth of it was pure hershy's syrup coming through the straw. arby's eat your heart out!!

when i came home from work last night, i vented to eric, made him some muffins, blah blah blah, and actually went right to bed. so in short, that is why i am up at 6:17 am and able to partially function....

ok, gonna go eat a little something, possibly have the first smoke of the day and then get my happy tail into bed before booger wakes back up. byes!

-MK

"18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya money( your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenump
WE WANT PRENUMP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"